I use a fair amount of "text speak" here is a quick translation:
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AKA = Also Known As
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
BTW = By The Way
ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question
FUD = Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FYI = For Your Information
WTF = What The Feck?
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
RTFM = Read The Fecking Manual or Read The Fine Manual
THX = Thanks
WRT = With Regard To
LINK: http://cl.ly/0j1d3p162S3q0k2C3h2F
HAT Tip -> http://luisbg.blogalia.com//historias/70143 \<- I've actullay edited this list sligtly to refect my mannerisms.