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3Month Tweet Cloud

Fortinet FCNSA

Fortinet Certified Network Security Administrator

Hitting the red line is unsettling

McAfee Technical Professional in Network Security

McAfee Technical Professional in Network Security

…and from the side.

I managed to get a copy of the sales photos before they de-listed my car from their website, here’s the side view for those who asked. A4 Sales Photo (Side View)

The Quattro has Arrived!

Cisco Mars Event Correlation Diagram

Mars Events Diagram

Mars Events Diagram

VM Mars Screenshots

Boot From CentOS-5.2-i386-bin-1of6.iso … then type “linux rescue”, choose your keyboard layout and the images show what happened next!!!

VMware Host: Windows 2003 SP1
VMware Server Version 1.101

Home Internet Speed Test July2008

my Speed Test results!

my Speed Test results!

Nokia n800 icon

After seeing this post on planet maemo, I wanted to replace my “applications” button with an n800 icon, but I couldn’t find one anywhere… I found a couple of icons in /usr/share/icons/hicolor/scalable/hildon that where close to what I wanted (there’s a bluetooth icon, and input one) but they weren’t quite right, so this is what I managed to mash up. :cool:

Nokia Internet Tablet Icon

Nokia Internet Tablet Icon

(Image License)

Hope you like it!

14th September

 
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I wanna Ferrari !

I’m almost ashamed of how long it’s taken me to get round to writing this post, but stuff is a bit full on at the mo. A couple of weeks ago I cashed in a driving experience voucher my wife brought me for Christmas, yep not only does it take me two weeks to write a post, but it takes me 9 months to book a day out !

The experience was with u drive cars based in oxford; it was an early is start. The booking was for 11 O’Clock Am, but you had to turn up 30mins early for a briefing. The deal is you’re there to drive the car, (one that you’ll probably never be able to afford) not race, drive. The instructor will want you to take the 1st lap comfortably (i.e. boy racer mode off), once their happy your not gonna write it off you floor it !

It all look place on a private air field, the circuit was a run way with “turning points” at either end. U drive do other non-Ferrari stuff so there was a 911 there, an evo, a scooby-doo, a couple of others and some racing thing I didn’t recognise.

So you’re briefed up, and then it’s the nervous wait. I explained to “The Mrs”, the wait was a bit like queuing for a really big rolla-coaster
- you want to do it, you know it’s a little dangerous, you’re going to do it, and it’ll be awesome ! The instructor bloke moves the car out of the parking space, it roars – sweeeeeeeeeet, and the bloke before you get’s in, and yep he poodles away at 5mph, he pulls round the corner and away, 30secs later you can hear the car roaring back, turns and floors it away – SMART !

It’s my turn, I’m allowed past the safety barrier, and you actually realise how big these things are; I got it, it’s a long way down. The inside is leather, tight, but comfortable. You’re sat with your feet straight out in-front, the wheel’s relatively high (I’m 6ft so seeing wasn’t an issue) but what surprised me was how high & small the gear box was. As instructed I pull away carefully, the clutch is really hard/tough/strong, you feel a little like a learner because the whole driving thing is different, the main exception is you’re acutely aware it’s costing you £10 per minute !

I’ve pulled onto the 1st straight, the gear box is short and hard/tough/strong (again), the instructor says, put your foot down and when you see the brake sign on your right – do it ! I’ve put my foot down, no sooner than I’ve thought “down” rev’s are monster high, and I’m rapidly changing gear – jerking all the way :( – only up to 4th (out of 6) and it’s time to slow down and turn round to go back up the runway.

I brake heavy, and use 2nd to slow me down, the car actually feels heavy round the hair pin. The instructor bloke guides me round, and points me in a straight directions. 2nd go, flooring it, 6/7k rpms on each gear, up to 5, f*ckin screaming along… brake, brake, brake, BRAKE ! oops came in a little quick.

Ok I’m ready now, hit the clutch hard, change gear fast, aim for smooth. I fly down, smoother than before, so frickin quick. Hair pin is easier this time, and the instructors gets me to floor it out the corner, go go go go , done turning round again, the bloke behind in the F1 ferrari wants to overtake (he’s got flappy paddles so they went quicker everytime), actually this puts me off a little, but I still hit 5th – yeah baby.

Last go, can I hit 6th ? Foot down, but 1st change is a jerker – dam ! – hit 5th anyway. Each lap was felt monster quick, rev’s high everytime, the bloke says she’ll do 100Mph in 3rd gear ! I just wish I had a chance to look at the speedo !

I pull the car into park, the adrenaline is pumping, went so quick, so awesome. I don’t wanna get out… nothing will go like that ! I’m out, time to reflect, would I spend the money again – hell yeah! – would I spend £100,000 on one ? (please!)

Well I hope you enjoy the pics!

Gnome Aqua Matrix

…or Gnome Matrix 3… this would be 2! It makes sense if you’re an art.gnome fan!

I don’t know what it is this month, but the wallpapers are flowing out of me!! :-)

It's like, Gnome meets Mac meets Neo!

It's like, Gnome meets Mac meets Neo!

EDIT: Now available on art.gnome :-)

ANT ! (My Wife Takes all the best pictures !)

Check this out.. how cool !

EDIT: art.gnome link.

Crash Pin Stripes ! (EDIT!)

EDIT: Also avilable here on art.gnome.org

Look at this, dry for ages, and 2 posts in a day!

Actually this happened a couple of days ago, my laptop crashed, and this black & stripy screen is what I got, I thought it’d make a cool gnome art ;-)

Making good use of the time she crashed.

Making good use of the time she crashed.

Nasty F1 Accident

My best friend is an accountant; he’s much cooler than me, very sociable and can pretty much drink anyone under the table !

We’ve been mates for years, hell, he was my best man, but I’ve always been the IT Geek out of the two of us. Well today the secret geek in him was revealed when I received this picture in an e-mail.

Awesome !

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